HURR DURR DURR IMA DOG
that was the best thing I have read in about 10 years.
Oh you’ve redecorated…
I don’t like it
i acknowledge that this house has had a renovation, but given that it’s a stupid-ass renovation, i’ve elected to ignore it.
please stop getting mad at cashiers for prices they have no control over
Or not being able to take your expired coupon.
Soulless Sam was my favorite.
Sherlock sends things like ”♥ I love you ♥” to John while he’s working at the clinic and then blushes like hell, still staring at the screen of his mobile and smiling stupidly (≧ω≦)
things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:
- get out
- fuck you
- shut the fuck up
- oh my god why
- you need to stop
- you’re not funny
- that was terrible
This is adorable